
Pitonealal
Rock Star
Platinum Level
So let’s talk about everyone’s favorite “friend” at the tables: the bad beat. You know the drill — you get your chips in with pocket aces, your opponent has some trash hand like 7♦2♣, and somehow the river decides to be funny and makes them a straight. At that moment, it feels like poker is trolling you personally. 🙃
But here’s the thing: bad beats are just math in disguise. That silly 7♦2♣ actually does have a chance to win, maybe 15–20%. And sometimes, those 20% show up at the worst possible time. Does it hurt? Oh yes. Do we throw our mouse across the room? Maybe. But in the big picture, this is exactly why poker works.
If the worst hands never won, casual players would quit the game instantly. Imagine if every all-in ended with the best hand winning 100% of the time. Poker would be chess — boring for most, profitable for none. Variance keeps things exciting (and tilting 🤣), but it’s also what guarantees that skilled players make money in the long run.
The funny part is: when you lose a few coin flips in a row, it feels like the poker gods hate you. But really, you’re just experiencing the “tax” of variance. And guess what? Every time someone sucks out on you, you’re printing expected value. That’s free EV in your pocket — it just hasn’t shown up yet.
Nowadays, when I take a bad beat, I just laugh. “Oh cool, you hit your one-outer? Nice hand, see you next orbit.” Or my personal favorite: “the river — best friend of my enemies since 2005.” 😂 Sometimes I even joke: “full house on the river? Ah yes, the classic genre.”
At the end of the day, variance is just the price we pay to play this crazy, beautiful game.
So, my question to you guys: how do YOU handle bad beats? Do you laugh them off, rage quit, or just grab another coffee and keep grinding? ☕😅
But here’s the thing: bad beats are just math in disguise. That silly 7♦2♣ actually does have a chance to win, maybe 15–20%. And sometimes, those 20% show up at the worst possible time. Does it hurt? Oh yes. Do we throw our mouse across the room? Maybe. But in the big picture, this is exactly why poker works.
If the worst hands never won, casual players would quit the game instantly. Imagine if every all-in ended with the best hand winning 100% of the time. Poker would be chess — boring for most, profitable for none. Variance keeps things exciting (and tilting 🤣), but it’s also what guarantees that skilled players make money in the long run.
The funny part is: when you lose a few coin flips in a row, it feels like the poker gods hate you. But really, you’re just experiencing the “tax” of variance. And guess what? Every time someone sucks out on you, you’re printing expected value. That’s free EV in your pocket — it just hasn’t shown up yet.
Nowadays, when I take a bad beat, I just laugh. “Oh cool, you hit your one-outer? Nice hand, see you next orbit.” Or my personal favorite: “the river — best friend of my enemies since 2005.” 😂 Sometimes I even joke: “full house on the river? Ah yes, the classic genre.”
At the end of the day, variance is just the price we pay to play this crazy, beautiful game.
So, my question to you guys: how do YOU handle bad beats? Do you laugh them off, rage quit, or just grab another coffee and keep grinding? ☕😅