A 'guy' asks God if online poker is rigged...

[Poker Orifice]

A guy asks God "Is online poker rigged?"

God says "No"

The guy "Wow... the conspiracy runs this deep!"

 

[monkeytilter]

God would be the guy to ask with some of the miracle runouts online

 

[Zorba]

God would be the guy to ask with some of the miracle runouts online

Do you mean shyte like this.

 

[dienesantosc]

NWow, I went out in a game with AA and the opposing player beat me in the end with a set of 7s and it's surreal... I can't believe it.

Você quer dizer shyte assim?

OSometimes I refuse to accept that it's normal for the game, but the site is very biased... I have this feeling,

 

[ironduke11]

AA raised pre...bet on the flop...he raised all in i called....he has k8 off. For a pair on the flop..and hits another 8 on the turn...i lose after two hands...

 

[Sunz of Beaches]

AA raised pre...bet on the flop...he raised all in i called....he has k8 off. For a pair on the flop..and hits another 8 on the turn...i lose after two hands...

 

[Poker Orifice]

NWow, I went out in a game with AA and the opposing player beat me in the end with a set of 7s and it's surreal... I can't believe it.

Call it a hunch but I have a feeling you didn't understand the joke? (i have no doubt it was lost in the translation)

When God says "no, online poker is not rigged", the guy says "Wow the conspiracy runs this deep" he is insinuating that EVEN GOD must be LYING (even GOD is 'in on it' &/or even God is in on the rigging of the sites')

 

[amonlima]

fraud may even exist on some sites, but there are certainly a lot of bad beats and people crying every day lol

 

[SPANKYSN]

Am I missing something, or did everyone not see the tongue firmly in cheek?

 

[Dejana]

Hahahahaha, screaming over here...😍😂🤣😂🤣

 

[hardongear]

Now this is the type of poker is rigged thread we need more of. I'm in tears over here I'm laughing so hard. Seriously thou thanks for laughs @Poker Orifice badly needed today.

Cheers!!!

 

[eetenor]

A guy asks God "Is online poker rigged?"

God says "No"

The guy "Wow... the conspiracy runs this deep!"

What I don't understand is if the guy can talk to God why is he not asking about lottery numbers?

 

[martinoni]

God responds: Don't waste my time hahaha

 

[Pascal Martin]

I understand poker orifice joke and i know he he do not think that this is rigger and he is right you can see video of live poker where there are really cold deck and bad beat happens too , it happens more often online due to the speed of the game, lets be honest your probably have bad luck sometimes but alot of the time you might make bad call bad raise and might be playing awful therefor you think the site is rigged AGAINST YOU BUT NOT ANYONE ELSE , WHY WOULD ROOM LIKE STARS OR GG WOULD RIG THEIR SITE AND RISK THEIR LISCNECE TO MAKE A 12$ OUT OF YOU AND ALSO ALL THEY TAKE IS RAKE WHY WOULD THEY ADVANTAGE ANOTHER PLAYER OVER YOU ? YOU ARE JUST BAD IT IS NOT RIGGED GET THE F OVER IT

 

[sandy358]

A guy asks God "Is online poker rigged?"

God says "No"

The guy "Wow... the conspiracy runs this deep!"

Got multiple bad beats in a home game, now 100% sure that my card deck is rigged.

 

[Gritz18]

A guy asks God "Is online poker rigged?"

God: 🤦‍♂️, another one of those annoying ones.

And send the guy to hell👿😄

 

[Poker Orifice]

What I don't understand is if the guy can talk to God why is he not asking about lottery numbers?

When he discovers that even God is on the rigging, how could he trust he'd be getting the correct numbers?

 

[SpanRmonka]

Call it a hunch but I have a feeling you didn't understand the joke? (i have no doubt it was lost in the translation)

When God says "no, online poker is not rigged", the guy says "Wow the conspiracy runs this deep" he is insinuating that EVEN GOD must be LYING (even GOD is 'in on it' &/or even God is in on the rigging of the sites')

I actually think its more likely God is rigging online poker than a dodgy RNG, on every site!

 

[SpanRmonka]

What I don't understand is if the guy can talk to God why is he not asking about lottery numbers?

Come now. God is already making a killing from freerollers, he's doesn't care for the lottery

 

[SpanRmonka]

Got multiple bad beats in a home game, now 100% sure that my card deck is rigged.

Burn it

 

[A kiravio]

I understand poker orifice joke and i know he he do not think that this is rigger and he is right you can see video of live poker where there are really cold deck and bad beat happens too , it happens more often online due to the speed of the game, lets be honest your probably have bad luck sometimes but alot of the time you might make bad call bad raise and might be playing awful therefor you think the site is rigged AGAINST YOU BUT NOT ANYONE ELSE , WHY WOULD ROOM LIKE STARS OR GG WOULD RIG THEIR SITE AND RISK THEIR LISCNECE TO MAKE A 12$ OUT OF YOU AND ALSO ALL THEY TAKE IS RAKE WHY WOULD THEY ADVANTAGE ANOTHER PLAYER OVER YOU ? YOU ARE JUST BAD IT IS NOT RIGGED GET THE F OVER IT

I think people adapt to anything and get used to almost anything that can be easily exploited, one or two who wake up will be put back to sleep like a bad joke 😴

 

[A kiravio]

And God does everything perfectly.... ups and downs...how you wouldn't expect perfect (may some forgive me)

 

[infonazar]

A guy asks God "Is online poker rigged?"

God says "No"

The guy "Wow... the conspiracy runs this deep!"

100%
Most losers think that online poker is just a scam. But there are some players who continue to play, improve their skills in a disciplined and patient manner and eventually start earning an income.

 

[SpanRmonka]

God was playing for my villain today.......

I came 2nd to him in the end.......if anyone can show me a higher percentage that sucked out than 99.09% fave on the flop I will give you a prize!!

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[EarnDAStack]

Hahahaha love it.