A
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Enthusiast
Silver Level
You sit there smiling, stacking chips like the game’s already yours.
But this isn’t luck — it’s the calm before the bloodbath.
You hit your set on the flop? Cute.
You slow-play your flush draw? Adorable.
But when that river card drops, and your jaw does too,
you’ll realize you were never in control.
Because I don’t chase pots. I haunt them.
I’m the backdoor straight you didn’t see.
The runner-runner nightmare you forgot was possible.
I’m the reason your hand history reads like a horror story.
So enjoy the turn. Pray on the river.
But just know — once I’m done with you,
you won’t fear losing.
You’ll fear playing again
But this isn’t luck — it’s the calm before the bloodbath.
You hit your set on the flop? Cute.
You slow-play your flush draw? Adorable.
But when that river card drops, and your jaw does too,
you’ll realize you were never in control.
Because I don’t chase pots. I haunt them.
I’m the backdoor straight you didn’t see.
The runner-runner nightmare you forgot was possible.
I’m the reason your hand history reads like a horror story.
So enjoy the turn. Pray on the river.
But just know — once I’m done with you,
you won’t fear losing.
You’ll fear playing again