Favorite Poker Quotes

[Whaevoz]

" Luck is not a business model." -- Anthony Bourdain

 

[Whaevoz]

"Fate laughs at probabilities." -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

 

[Whaevoz]

"An unlikely event is likely to happen because there are so many unlikely events that could happen." -- Per Bak

 

[swedishpanda]

''May the flop be always in your favor'' - Katniss Everdeen

 

[swedishpanda]

''Adults are just kids with money'' -Unknown

 

[Whaevoz]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[Whaevoz]

"So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness." -- Sidney Poitier

 

[Whaevoz]

"Put yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts." -- David Sklansky

 

[Whaevoz]

"Poker is math; everything that happens in poker is a big word problem that can be converted into mathematical equations." -- Daniel Ashman

 

[Whaevoz]

"Online poker lacks the charm of a live game. Conversation is limited. The sound effects get monotonous. You can’t play with your chips. Then again, you can play in your bathrobe---or without it." -- Phil Gordon

 

[Whaevoz]

"Good poker players know when to quit, but only after they’ve known what it is to lose." -- Jack Richardson

 

[Whaevoz]

"If there’s something I know about the game that the other person doesn’t, and he’s not willing to learn or can’t understand, then I take his money." -- David Sklansky

 

[Mig32]

“The smarter you play, the luckier you get.”

It’s both humorous and true — a nice reminder that “luck” often shows up right after you start making better decisions.

 

[Whaevoz]

"I'm known as a Professional gambler rather than just a Professional Poker player . . . and I have to admit that I am." -- Doyle Brunson

 

[Whaevoz]

"Stay in the tournament long enough to give yourself a chance to get lucky." -- Doyle Brunson

 

[Whaevoz]

"Probably less than 5 percent of those who play poker know the proper percentages involved in drawing out on a hand." -- Amarillo Slim

 

[Whaevoz]

"Stay out of games in which there are fish. They never know when they're supposed to bet, slow up the game, and louse things up generally." -- John Moss