Favorite Poker Quotes

[Robertobm]

Whoever coined the phrase ‘a man’s got to play the hand that was dealt him’ was most certainly one piss-poor bluffer. - Jeannette Walls

 

[Robertobm]

Poker is war. People pretend it is a game. - Doyle Brunson

 

[Robertobm]

Don’t challenge strong players, challenge weak ones. That’s what they’re there for. - John Vorhaus

 

[Robertobm]

Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life, but it is also merely a game in which money is simply the means of keeping score. - Anthony Holden

 

[Robertobm]

Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life, but it is also merely a game in which money is simply the means of keeping score. - Anthony Holden

 

[Whaevoz]

“Life is too short to play bad cards.” -- Frank DiElsi

 

[Robertobm]

Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting. - Jason Alexander

 

[Robertobm]

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to be good at poker. - Phil Gordon

 

[Robertobm]

The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing or, more particularly with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips. - William J. Florence

 

[Robertobm]

The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play. - Chris Moneymaker

 

[Robertobm]

Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck. - Phil Hellmuth

 

[Robertobm]

Poker is a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature. - David Daniel

 

[Robertobm]

It’s not whether you won or lost, but how many bad beat stories you were able to tell. - Grantland Rice

 

[Robertobm]

If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you. - Paul Newman

 

[Robertobm]

Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition? - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

 

[Robertobm]

Poker’s the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man’s, and every man’s is against yours. - W. Somerset Maugham

 

[duqnuk]

"People think mastering the skill is the hard part, but they're wrong....The trick to poker is mastering the luck"

just wondering if anyone else has some good quotes...
just leave me a messages if ya will....telling me how u like or not like my quote.

Not a poker quote but I find it pretty funny and kinda accurated for poker

"You have to play to win, but you also have to win to play" Michael Scott - Dundler Mifflin Regional Manager

 

[Whaevoz]

“Poker is the only game that’s suitable for grown men. Then, your hand is against all men’s and every man’s is against yours.” – W. Somerset Maugham

 

[Whaevoz]

"The cardinal sin in poker, worse than playing dud cards, worse even than figuring your odds incorrectly, is becoming emotionally involved." -- Katy Lederer

 

[Robertobm]

Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you. - Crandall Addington

 

[Robertobm]

If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time. - Phil Hellmuth

 

[Robertobm]

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; though the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

 

[Robertobm]

A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to be walking around lucky and not know it. - Robert Turner

 

[Robertobm]

I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not like. - Oklahoma Johnny Hale

 

[Robertobm]

My favorite chip trick is to make everyone's chip stack disappear. - Amarillo Slim