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" Luck is not a business model." -- Anthony Bourdain
 
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"Fate laughs at probabilities." -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
 
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"An unlikely event is likely to happen because there are so many unlikely events that could happen." -- Per Bak
 
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''May the flop be always in your favor'' - Katniss Everdeen
 
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -- Napoleon Bonaparte
 
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"So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness." -- Sidney Poitier
 
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"Put yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts." -- David Sklansky
 
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"Poker is math; everything that happens in poker is a big word problem that can be converted into mathematical equations." -- Daniel Ashman
 
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"Online poker lacks the charm of a live game. Conversation is limited. The sound effects get monotonous. You can’t play with your chips. Then again, you can play in your bathrobe---or without it." -- Phil Gordon
 
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"Good poker players know when to quit, but only after they’ve known what it is to lose." -- Jack Richardson
 
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"If there’s something I know about the game that the other person doesn’t, and he’s not willing to learn or can’t understand, then I take his money." -- David Sklansky
 
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“The smarter you play, the luckier you get.”

It’s both humorous and true — a nice reminder that “luck” often shows up right after you start making better decisions.
 
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"I'm known as a Professional gambler rather than just a Professional Poker player . . . and I have to admit that I am." -- Doyle Brunson
 
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"Stay in the tournament long enough to give yourself a chance to get lucky." -- Doyle Brunson
 
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"Probably less than 5 percent of those who play poker know the proper percentages involved in drawing out on a hand." -- Amarillo Slim
 
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