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Message: [QUOTE="StackThis, post: 6284909, member: 484063"] [U][B]"Marcus"[/B][/U] Dark dreary snowy night in a liberal $hithole state when fate decides to bring you this story about a chance confrontation between a black man and white man in Joe Biden's America. In the left corner, the black man and his semi-truck weigh in at over 10,000 pounds. In the right corner, "Stack This" and his dusty ass crusty ass "RICE ROCKET" of a SUV he bought for work weight in at just over half a ton. [COLOR=#222222]As I approach the fine establishment my girl works at I see a semi-truck whose driver seems indecisive about whether or not he has enough room to turn left or right.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]And over the course of my life I've learned that those who are indecisive are weak. They live in prisons of self doubt and can easily be taken advantage of, so when he slowly backs up I floor my vehicle and quickly drive by him to get to my destination.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]I can tell this infuriates him as he quickly decides to follow me. And after I park and exit my vehicle, a black man hangs out the semi truck window and starts to shout all sorts of obscenities in my direction.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]I go "Jorge Masvidal" and put both of my hands behind my back to represent peace as I approach this man's semi truck. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]He hops out and asks "You want to go?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]I say, "No. I want to explain to you why I just gunned it past you."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]He then asks, "Why?" [/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]I say, "Same reason all you black men approach women quicker than white men who sit like an orange ****ing pylon and get no pussy in a bar. Fortune always favors the bold. I do hope you can understand. I am sorry if I offended you."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]He starts to laugh, asks my name, I give it, and then he says, "You are a ****ing clown but I like you."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]I ask his, he says "It's Marcus." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]I tell him I know another "Marcus" and he's cool to and invite him to join me for dinner on me.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]He says, "No need to buy buy me dinner. It just feels good to know a man who can give a sincere apology."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]We shake hands.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]And I hope Marcus has enough money to get himself a high quality "Lot Lizard" for the night on his next stop.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222][/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222]You never want to **** with a man who goes by the name "Marcus."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#222222][/COLOR] [MEDIA=youtube]Qr8__1K6x6s[/MEDIA][COLOR=#222222] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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