Poker Orifice
And Still...
Platinum Level
I don't like slots in any form. At least the old one-armed bandits were cool to use -- aesthetically-pleasing and nicely tactile, but I'm just as happy watching someone else play them rather than wasting my own money. I'll try some blackjack in a real casino occasionally, but that doesn't keep me engaged for long, so I can't imagine enjoying any online casino experience. Beside, I'm paranoid enough about online poker being rigged, and casinos seem much more vulnerable to that.
100% agree about everything you've written here except the part about being paranoid about online poker being rigged.... on that one I am 100% the opposite & feel totally good with it. But yah.. the online casino... pfff... no thanks.